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youkissbythebook:

man i swear this muscle milk chocolate protien powder tastes just like chocolate milk. A good improvement over the malt flavor and like 400 times better than strawberry. 

So the one time I ask for help from someone and they say ” don’t worry I got you” I expect them to keep their word. But apparently it’s ok for people to cop an attitude and turn their back on you after swearing that ” you were good” and ” they’d take care of you because they’re head of _____” can’t fucking stand people who hype up the abilities of their position then turn out to be useless flops. Also , I can’t stand people who play dumb when they do something that pisses you off. I’m done with ppl for a long time ………..„,

And no heat in my apartment whatsoever …..this borders beyond ridiculous

howtosucceedathogwarts:

ascoolascucumbers:

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

I don’t know if i’m the train or the cat

Both

(Source: filharmagic, via electrahighhh)

Where I actually have that warm fuzzy feeling inside

officialbanastretarleton:

i tried to look up angus burger but i looked up anus pounding

my parents monitor my searches